WORLD ON FIRE
Being comfortable with violence doesn’t mean being comfortable with the consequences of violence. That’s why Seven Storm, a branch of EDI’s Services Infrastructure department, are here to help.
I MAIN YOUR MOM
Karnstein Armlets are the best exotic armor. Fight me.
You’re Not Special
I just got a phone call from 2031. They wanted me to tell you that you’re dead and all your time and effort spent on this planet was a waste.
Also, your genome has been formally defined as nonhuman. Technically, you’re a new form of inedible, complaining zucchini.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
What the complete idiots who tell me this don’t realize is that I’m always thinking about the children. It’s important to teach them the appropriate skills and tool usage early in life.
explanation without apology
Did you ever wish that you could hurt people, over the internet, without much effort? We here at Seven Storm did, and now look at us. We're causing you maximum offense at minimum expense.
Whether it's pissing off users, mangling your data without backing it up, or actually physically hurting people and breaking their things you can trust Seven Storm for all your negative consequences.
If you begin to wonder if you'll ever make a significant contribution to the world, remember that in the vast infiniteness of all that encompasses the universe you are the tiniest dot on the tiniest dot. Your thoughts, feelings and problems are materially insignificant.
Oh look, it's already been used.
Our advanced Sodium Podium frustration-distribution technology ensures maximum salinity per input watt of electricity.
To maximize complaints per dollar, we generally only waste money when it's important. Mostly through installing cranial A/C in bystanders.
This one's pretty self-explanatory.
My patience is gone. I’m at the point now where the subtle and calm solution is just calling you a fuckbag.
I don’t particularly give a fuck about how you want to start the alarm. Don’t be a fucking child.
I tell you, the shit people say about us.
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